Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:55:43 EST
Kige Ramsey's Star Is Larger Than Most Natural Cave Systems In Kentucky [YouTubeSportsCelebrities ]
The "YouTube Sports" reporter's career is flowering. First, listen to him annihilate a Tennessee fan during a hillbilly debate on
104.5TheZone's "3 Hour Lunch" by boasting about Kentucky's "natural cave systems". Also,
The Jimmy Fallon Show fellates him.
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:05:45 EST
Fortunately, Drowning Is Only A Double Minor [Zamboners]
Remember, Zamboni is a
brand name for one specific ice resurfacing machine maker. For example, this one
changes solid surfaces into liquid but it could've been manufactured by several different companies that will no longer honor the warranty. [
DenverPost]
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:50:12 EST
Beckham Prepares For A Tearful Reunion… With The Bench? []
"David! David! Daaaaviiiiiid!"
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:15:30 EST
Detroit Lion Meets Real Lions To Raise Lion Awareness, Taunt Lions With Lions Helmet [Nfl]
Today in animal news, Detroit Lions linebacker
Zack Follet went to California's
Cat Haven to visit with some real lions and create a video that will make you feel very, very stoned.
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:45:29 EST
You, Dim PR Person, Are Dumb And Should Be Fired From Your Job, Part III [Prdummies]
PR people are stupid. Not all of them, just some of them. Like this person, who sent this pitch about "Oral Sex and Oral Cancer Linked" to a popular sports radio show's producer. Because they are dumb. More »
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:40:41 EST
South Africa Receives 42 Million Condoms For World Cup Orgy [World Cup]
Bracing for the
influx of prostitutes and
ESPN staffers this summer, Britain is doing its part to help prevent the spread of HIV in South Africa, which currently has 5.7 million people infected with the virus. [
NYDN]
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:15:20 EST
Report: NFL Draft Prospect Once Put His Tremendous Upside In His Sister [Nfl]
Tony Washington, an o-line prospect from Division II Abilene Christian, impressed at the
NFL Combine. However, like many prospects before him, a crime committed in his teen years might derail him, only this one involves having sex with his sister.
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:45:04 EST
Senate Candidate Only Supports Government Takeover Of Hockey Logos [Nhl]
Oregon Senate candidate Marc Delphine loves America so much that
his web team co-opted the
Columbus Blue Jackets logo and made it their own. Maybe Columbus can let us borrow their employee health plan too. [
Thanks, Matt C.]
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:10:27 EST
Corey Haim, Dead; Bill Simmons Mourns [Sad? Whimsy?]
Excpect 5,000 words on how
Haim's death is comparable to River Phoenix's by 5 p.m. [
SportsGuy33]
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:00:50 EST
Washington Nationals: Go Natinals! [2010MLBPreviews]
Will Leitch will be previewing/musing on every baseball team each weekday until the start of the season. You can pre-order his book and follow him on Twitter. Today: Washington Nationals. More »
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:40:19 EST
Black Hispanic Ballplayers Aren't Black Enough For Torii Hunter [Mlb]
"They're not us," Torii Hunter
tells USA Today. "They're impostors." Yeah, he's going there.
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:25:37 EST
In Case You Wanted Updates On Howard Stern's Tiger Woods Beauty Pageant... [Tiger Woods]
And...good morning!: 8:49 AM (2 hours ago) From Nick Denton to tips:
jopiazza (@jopiazza) 3/10/10 8:31 Tigers mistress Jamie Jungers says she and Tiger had rough sex and...he is quite well endowed...oh and no condom! Sent with Tweetie More »
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:20:01 EST
Tebow Draft Rationalization Watch: Pittsburgh Needs A Leader [NFL Draft]
As the NFL Draft approaches, many team fanbases will attempt complex logical gymnastics to talk themselves into using a first-round pick on Florida quarterback Tim Tebow. Today: The Steelers try to solve their current quarterback's character issues. More »
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:30:50 EST
Last Night's Winner: Derek Anderson [Last Night's Winner]
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the Browns occasionally starting quarterback who was finally released from his own personal Purgatory—even if Purgatory isn't exactly sad to see him go.
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:30:41 EST
What's Black And White And Read All Over? [Wake Up Deadspin]
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:00:00 EST
Dallas Luminaries Join Forces To Raise Awareness Of Super Bowl XLV [Dallas]
The Dallas-Fort Worth Fox affiliate brought a group of notable Dallas sports and news figures together to promote the upcoming Super Bowl (only 334 days!). Can you name them all?
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Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:45:00 EST
Deadspin Casting Roundup: Vince Lombardi To Get Glory Road-ed [Movies]
Legendary Fordham Football Rams coach Vince Lombardi's story is coming to the silver screen and Robert De Niro is set to play the Super Bowl trophy's namesake. In related news, the
dad from The Wonder Years just fired his agent. [
TheWrap]
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Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:00:00 EST
Brazilian Indoor Soccer Player Dies In Just About The Most Horrific Fashion Imaginable [Death]
A 23-year old Brazilian indoor soccer player, Robson Rocha Costa, died Sunday after sustaining injuries in a match. A piece of floor plank pierced his thigh and went into his intestine.
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Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:35:29 EST
Should Connecticut Women's Basketball Be Disbanded? [Women's College Basketball]
The UConn women's basketball team has won 71 games in a row, breaking a record set by....UConn, seven years ago. If they keep winning like this, soon even people who care about women's basketball won't care about women's basketball anymore.
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Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:20:22 EST
Snackbots, Astrobating, And Magic Condiment Fingers [Funbag]
Time for your Tuesday edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Find more of Drew's stuff at KSK or on Twitter. Today, we're covering Southwest boarding, porn, Goober, baskets, prison shitting, forks, majors, and more. More »
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Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:50:03 EST
Peter King Leads The League In Obliviousness, Strange Notions Of Justice (UPDATE) [Ben Roethlisberger]
Whenever a football story drifts beyond football and contracts and whatever Brett Favre just text-messaged from his ride mower, we can always count on Peter King to give voice to the most oblivious and casually insensitive thought in his head.
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Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:45:08 EST
Papists Ruining Serie A: Blasphemy Now Suspendable Offense [God]
Chievo coach Domenico Di Carlo has been suspended for this Sunday's match against Bari for taking God's name in vain. Next week: Luca Toni raps your knuckles with a ruler for goofing off during prayer time. [
Goal]
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Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:15:26 EST
Amber Alert In Canada After Hockey Trading Cards Vanish [Oh Canada]
If an insured shipment of hockey trading cards is shipped from Newfoundland, when will it arrive in Ontario? Trick question; the post office will
steal lose it. If you have any information,
you know what to do. [
UPI]
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Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:45:29 EST
Tim Tebow's Signature Will Save Our Economy [Nfl]
The world's greatest undrafted free agent held his first "official" autograph signing last weekend and since he's no longer an amateur, his signature will now cost you a pretty penny. Or $160 if you want to get technical about it.
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Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:10:19 EST
Tampa Bay Rays: A Nuclear Switzerland [2010MLBPreviews]
Will Leitch will be previewing/musing on every baseball team each weekday until the start of the season. You can pre-order his book and follow him on Twitter. Today: Tampa Bay Rays. More »
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Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:35:13 EST
Last Night's Winner: The Boston Yankees [Last Night's Winner]
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like ad sales software that scored another big success for
targeted online marketing campaigns. Because who needs Yankee tickets more than the people of Boston?
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Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:15:10 EST
Get Your Head In The Game [Wake Up Deadspin]
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
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Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:15:00 EST
Cranky Old Sportscaster Unloads On Congress, Curling [DUAN]
Beano Cook is an American treasure, and
nearly 66% of you agreed with that assessment about
two years ago. From his rapier wit to his extensive knowledge of the game, Cook deserves our respect. But, let's have some fun instead.
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Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:30:20 EST
Jim Schwartz Pursues Free Agents Like A Deranged Ex-Boyfriend [Creepy]
How do you convince talented and (mostly) sane players to move to Detroit and play for the Lions? If you're Jim Schwartz you sit outside their house in the middle of the night and leave heaving breathing on their voicemail.
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Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:45:51 EST
Canadians Also Win Gold For Synchronized Peeing [Youreinbusiness]
The City of Edmonton charted water consumption during the hockey gold medal game and found that the whole damn town apparently saved its "business" for the intermissions. [
Pat's Papers]
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Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:20:00 EST
A Real, Honest-To-Goodness NBA Rivalry? Awesome. [Nba]
Matt Barnes was in Kobe's face all game long (and occasionally, quite literally). Lamar Odom called Barnes "a monkey." It makes for a possible finals matchup not involving Kobe and LeBron that, dare I say it, would be anticipated.
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