Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:03:24 EST

Jennifer Aniston Can Smell Her Next Movie From Here

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[The star of "The Bounty Hunter" in London today; image via Bauer-Griffin] More »

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:30:15 EST

Just What You Need: More Bravo Shows

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The lady/gay reality network has added a fifth evening of original programming to its brightly-hued lineup, we're guessing Sunday night. New shows will include Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and some actual scripted fare, including a comedy about male escorts. More »

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:20:00 EST

This Week In Tabloids: Tom Forcibly Impregnates Katie

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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we suffer through cuddling up to the decrepit old weekly tabloids, so you don't have to. This week: Katie Holmes is so distracted with being knocked up that Suri's going without shoes. More »

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:34:34 EST

Mad Men Gets the Retro Barbie Treatment It Always Deserved

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We know this news came out yesterday, but we couldn't resist sharing the Joan, Roger, Don, and Betty Barbie dolls that Mattel is hawking for $75 a pop. Alcohol problems, sexual peccadilloes, and suburban ennui not included. More »

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:49:18 EST

American Idol: When No Man Loves the Women

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Girls! All we really want is girls! Well, that's all we really wanted at the beginning of this season's competition, because a woman was due to win the crown. Now, three weeks in? We don't want that anymore. More »

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:37:01 EST

Hey, Network TV: If You Can't Say Anything Nice About the Internet, Stop Making Episodes About Bloggers

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Last night, CBS's The Good Wife, that show that I think is a fictionalized Silda Spitzer thing, was about people Tweeting scandalous things at each other. Then it literally mentioned Politico blogger Ben Smith, by name. This has to stop. More »

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:43:01 EST

Lost WTF of the Week: The Invincibles

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Last night's Lost episode was definitely strange, and not just because it was directed by Mario van Peebles. (But srsly, wtf?) There was also weirdness about Richard Alpert, our mysterious and eyelinered island eternal. More »

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:11:10 EST

Iron Cross Director Sues Variety Over Oscar Shakedown

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Joshua Newton, the director who thought a $400,000 Oscar campaign in Variety would buy his movie a positive review, has made good on his threat to sue the Hollywood trade. More »

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:05:32 EST

Which Famous Couple Is Splitting and Getting New Boyfriends?

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Ah, young love. If they're not going their separate ways for new men, they're arguing on the red carpet. So much easier to do blow off a lady's tits at an Oscar party. That will never cause a fight! More »

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:34:26 EST

Film Critics Unite: 'Go Throw a Cellphone at Some PA You Thin-Skinned Pussy'

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On Monday, a rumor spread that controversial NY Press film critic Armond White had been "blackballed by Focus Features at the request of [director] Noah Baumbach and his producer Scott Rudin." Consequently, a quite entertaining and profane email was written! More »

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:07:03 EST

The Smug Reign of John Krasinski Is About to Begin

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We're sorry, but it's coming. Rumor is that the shaggy Office star has the role of Captain America pretty much in the bag. It'd be "a multi-film deal," which means Jim Halpert is about to get big. This is bad. More »

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:07:49 EST

Kell on Earth: Cry, Cry Baby

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We were too busy attending a screening of Hot Tub Time Machine so we missed the latest episode of Kell on Earth. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there with her flux capacitor to capture the action. More »

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:29:13 EST

Gossip Girl: Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?

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After a long, long (but not long enough?) winter away, our good friends from the Upper East Side have returned to us, dressed all in black and hunting for ghosts. There is no power in the afterlife. More »

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:21:45 EST

Which Married Actress Spent the Oscar After-Party Making Out with a Younger Man?

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Maybe her husband didn't mind, since he was home asleep. One Hollywood ex-husband is borrowing cash from his wife, while an ex-wife is blackmailing her famous former spouse. Another actor just pays for sex. That is clearly the easiest solution. More »

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:51:30 EST

Next 3-D Movie Extravaganza: The Bible

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It'll be so real, you'll want to reach out the touch Jesus' stigmata. Posthumous John Hughes movie makes the rounds; Miss America's still homeless but Miss USA's safe; Hurt Locker's banned director gives speech. Your daily update on show business. More »

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:04:51 EST

Betty White Is America's Grandma

It's official: Betty White will appear on SNL. Details are sketchy, but the internet won! More »

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:40:00 EST

Acting & Reacting: Faces Of The Academy Awards

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Clocking in at around three and a half hours, last night's 82nd Annual Academy Awards was long and, for some celebs, boring (interpretive dance!). Here, we've collected some of our favorite reaction shots during the ceremony. More »

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:47:10 EST

How to Make It in America Lesson of the Week: You Must Have Abs to Get Laid

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This week HBO's jean-making drama didn't mention denim, but there was all this bullshit about boyfriends and ex-boyfriends and birthday parties and Avenue. The moral? If you want any attention from the NYC ladeez, you better have a flat stomach. More »

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:18:38 EST

Big Love: A Game the Whole Family Can Play

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Well, how do you like that. After a wild and shaky season, our favorite (and, sadly, only) polygamist drama ended its fourth lap in thrilling and moving fashion. More »

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:04:45 EST

America's Love of 3D Grows Curiouser and Curiouser

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While everyone in Hollywood was busy preparing for last night's celebrity prom, a 3D movie was quietly having the best March opening weekend ever. Sure it was on IMAX screens so every ticket cost $40, but it's still impressive. More »