Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:46:08 EDT

The Pacific: Who Doesn't Love a Good War?

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Last night HBO rolled out their new mega-miniseries The Pacific, about Americans fighting in the Pacific theater of World War II. We had high hopes. Were we let down? More »

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:50:26 EDT

The Glorious Return of Matthew Lillard

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Yes, he's coming back. Also today: news from pilot season, the USA network just keeps getting weirder, and a Showtime series finds its villain. More »

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 10:23:56 EDT

Which Famous Actor Likes to Get Spanked—Hard?

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This A-lister is into S/M, another star must leave his sunglasses on in bed, and an actress likes to bed down with her brother and his wife. Next to them, a cheating actor looks normal. Today's safe word is "gossip." More »

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 10:20:32 EDT

Wonderland Will Always Be Better Than Iraq

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This weekend Alice beat Matt who beat Jay, but barely. Jay beat James but only because James is old. Marty and Leo keep beating each other. Yes, in that way. More »

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:30:00 EST

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Weezer rocks out on Yo, Gabba Gabba!, a commercial suggests cheating on your spouse with an Avatar, and we discover the worst ever Crap Text Message From A Dude. More »

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:15:05 EST

Project Runway: Winning by a Hair

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Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision that the sponsors get to dream up a challenge. The delusion it will be interesting. The vision to have the bitchiest judges in the biz. The delusion they are enough. More »

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:54:52 EST

American Idol: The Blind Side

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You there, Seacrest! What day is this? Oh I had the most wondrous vision last night. Last night I think I actually cared about this season of American Idol. I felt real feelings. Too bad they were angry feelings. More »

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:37:28 EST

Thank God Almighty, Katherine Heigl Is Free at Last

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On this rainy Friday we bring you news of beautiful, sunshiny Hollywood. A film gets a re-release, Grey's Anatomy's brightest star may be supernova'ing, and another young star gets a notch in her belt. Yay showbiz! More »

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:18:47 EST

Which Actress Had a Miscarriage Because She Couldn't Quit Coke?

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Her husband still doesn't know about the drugs! Everyone knows about this actress' drinking problem, especially when she publicly "performs." This male actor is just jonesing for sex with underage girls. Might as well face it, we're addicted to gossip. More »

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:04:03 EST

Tried in Boston, Tried in New York

Here are the dates for Conan O'Brien's live tour. It's pretty much sold out already. More »

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:44:03 EST

Variety Thinks 'No One Takes [Its] Reviews Seriously,' Which Is Probably Why It Fired Its Critics

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According to director Joshua Newton's lawsuit against Variety for breach of contract—he's mad that Variety trashed his movie after selling him on a $400,000 Oscar campaign—the paper doesn't think its own reviews matter. More »

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:30:00 EST

Won't Someone Think Of The Children? Prude Americans Offended By Beyoncé, Pink & Gaga At Grammys

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Grammy night, many female artists wore very… revealing ensembles. Fun for us, maybe, but some viewers with delicate sensibilities found it necessary to complain to the FCC. Thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, some emails are online. More »

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:21:21 EST

New Twilight Trailer So Good It Blows One Dude's Shirt Off

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Zomgoggles, here is the just-released trailer for the new Twilight movie, Total Eclipse of the Heart. There is: replacement vampire witch Bryce Dallas Howard (a big movie star!), everyone loving Bella, and shirtlessness. Always with the shirtlessness. Sparkly news day! More »

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:20:00 EST

Dating Corey Haim: "My First Major Heartbreak"

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Lala Sloatman co-starred with Corey Haim in The Watchers and Dream A Little Dream, and they dated for two years at the peak of his fame. Here's what Sloatman tells us about that heady time. More »

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:35:46 EST

American Idol: It's Reigning Men

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Well. I think it's official. Men are more interesting and better at things than women. Sorry JezeFriskyXX.com. It's just how things played out in the ol' game of evolution. I'm basing this on scientific Idol Evidence, mind you. Truly credible. More »

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:17:28 EST

The Real World: The Effects of Negative Media Stereotypes on Women

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This report, fictionally filed by NPR correspondent Nina Totenberg, shows that the female residents of a house at 2000 S St., NW in Washington, D.C. are not only influenced by negative media portrayals of their gender, but also perpetuate them. More »

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:09:53 EST

Which Oscar Nominee Is Installing a Stripper Pole for At-Home Performances?

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It's not for his wife, it's for the hired help. This actress quit a job to get away from a power couple and their "arrangement." A friendly duo is only partying together for the fame. Two's company, three's a party! More »

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:03:24 EST

Jennifer Aniston Can Smell Her Next Movie From Here

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[The star of "The Bounty Hunter" in London today; image via Bauer-Griffin] More »

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:30:15 EST

Just What You Need: More Bravo Shows

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The lady/gay reality network has added a fifth evening of original programming to its brightly-hued lineup, we're guessing Sunday night. New shows will include Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and some actual scripted fare, including a comedy about male escorts. More »