Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:03:24 EST
Jennifer Aniston Can Smell Her Next Movie From Here
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The star of "The Bounty Hunter" in London today; image via Bauer-Griffin]
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:30:15 EST
Just What You Need: More Bravo Shows
The lady/gay reality network has added a fifth evening of original programming to its brightly-hued lineup, we're guessing Sunday night. New shows will include
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and some actual scripted fare, including a comedy about male escorts.
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:20:00 EST
This Week In Tabloids: Tom Forcibly Impregnates Katie
Welcome back to
Midweek Madness, in which we suffer through cuddling up to the decrepit old weekly tabloids, so you don't have to. This week:
Katie Holmes is so distracted with being knocked up that Suri's going without shoes.
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:34:34 EST
Mad Men Gets the Retro Barbie Treatment It Always Deserved
We know this news
came out yesterday, but we couldn't resist sharing the Joan, Roger, Don, and Betty Barbie dolls that Mattel is hawking for $75 a pop. Alcohol problems, sexual peccadilloes, and suburban ennui not included.
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:49:18 EST
American Idol: When No Man Loves the Women
Girls! All we really want is girls! Well, that's all we really wanted at the beginning of this season's competition, because a woman was due to win the crown. Now, three weeks in? We don't want that anymore.
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:37:01 EST
Hey, Network TV: If You Can't Say Anything Nice About the Internet, Stop Making Episodes About Bloggers
Last night, CBS's
The Good Wife, that show that I think is a fictionalized Silda Spitzer thing, was about people Tweeting scandalous things at each other.
Then it literally mentioned Politico blogger Ben Smith, by name. This has to stop.
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:43:01 EST
Lost WTF of the Week: The Invincibles
Last night's
Lost episode was definitely strange, and not just because it was directed by
Mario van Peebles. (But srsly, wtf?) There was also weirdness about Richard Alpert, our mysterious and eyelinered island eternal.
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:11:10 EST
Iron Cross Director Sues Variety Over Oscar Shakedown
Joshua Newton, the director who thought a $400,000 Oscar campaign in
Variety would buy his movie a positive review, has made good on his
threat to sue the Hollywood trade.
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:05:32 EST
Which Famous Couple Is Splitting and Getting New Boyfriends?
Ah, young love. If they're not going their separate ways for new men, they're arguing on the red carpet. So much easier to do blow off a lady's tits at an Oscar party. That will never cause a fight!
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:34:26 EST
Film Critics Unite: 'Go Throw a Cellphone at Some PA You Thin-Skinned Pussy'
On Monday,
a rumor spread that controversial NY Press film critic
Armond White had been "blackballed by Focus Features at the request of [director]
Noah Baumbach and his producer
Scott Rudin." Consequently, a quite entertaining and profane email was written!
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Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:07:03 EST
The Smug Reign of John Krasinski Is About to Begin
We're sorry, but it's coming. Rumor is that the shaggy
Office star has the role of
Captain America pretty much in the bag. It'd be "a multi-film deal," which means Jim Halpert is about to get
big. This is bad.
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Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:07:49 EST
Kell on Earth: Cry, Cry Baby
We were too busy attending a screening of
Hot Tub Time Machine so we missed the latest episode of
Kell on Earth. Luckily fictional freelancer
Betsey Morgenstern was there with her flux capacitor to capture the action.
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Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:29:13 EST
Gossip Girl: Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?
After a long, long (but not long enough?) winter away, our good friends from the Upper East Side have returned to us, dressed all in black and hunting for ghosts. There is no power in the afterlife.
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Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:21:45 EST
Which Married Actress Spent the Oscar After-Party Making Out with a Younger Man?
Maybe her husband didn't mind, since he was home asleep. One Hollywood ex-husband is borrowing cash from his wife, while an ex-wife is blackmailing her famous former spouse. Another actor just pays for sex. That is clearly the easiest solution.
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Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:40:00 EST
Acting & Reacting: Faces Of The Academy Awards
Clocking in at around three and a half hours, last night's 82nd Annual
Academy Awards was long and, for some celebs, boring (interpretive dance!). Here, we've collected some of our favorite reaction shots during the ceremony.
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Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:47:10 EST
How to Make It in America Lesson of the Week: You Must Have Abs to Get Laid
This week HBO's jean-making drama didn't mention denim, but there was all this bullshit about boyfriends and ex-boyfriends and birthday parties and Avenue. The moral? If you want any attention from the NYC ladeez, you better have a flat stomach.
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Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:18:38 EST
Big Love: A Game the Whole Family Can Play
Well, how do you like that. After a wild and shaky season, our favorite (and, sadly, only) polygamist drama ended its fourth lap in thrilling and moving fashion.
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Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:04:45 EST
America's Love of 3D Grows Curiouser and Curiouser
While everyone in Hollywood was busy preparing for last night's celebrity prom, a 3D movie was quietly having the best March opening weekend ever. Sure it was on IMAX screens so every ticket cost $40, but it's still impressive.
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